VIRUS WARNING: WORK.....

  There is a new virus going around, called "work".

  If you receive any sort of"work" at all, whether via
email,
  internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT
  OPEN IT.

  Work has been circulating around our building for months
  and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even
look
  at "work" have found that their social life is deleted
and
  their brain ceases to function properly.

  If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with
any
  "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to
  your boss with the words "Sorry...I'm off to the pub".
The
  "work" should automatically be deleted from your brain.

  If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift
  the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put
on
  your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends
and
  order three pints of beer.

  After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that
  "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you.

  Send this message to everyone in your address book. If
you
  do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid
the
  "work" virus has already corrupted your life.
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