In the hospital the relatives gathered in the  waiting
room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he

 surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this  time is
a brain transplant. 

 It's an experimental procedure,  very risky
but it is the only hope."
"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will  have
to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed  the
news. After a great length of time, someone asked,
 "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
 The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a  male brain,
and $200 for a female brain."
 The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to
smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but  some actually
smirked. A  man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted 

 out the question everyone  wanted to ask, 

"Why is the male brain so much more?"
 The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and 
explained to the
 entire  group, "It's just standard pricing procedure.

We have to mark down the price of the female

 brains,  because they've actually been used."

 SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS

 A LAUGH AND  TO THE MEN YOU THINK
 CAN HANDLE IT.

 

The hafaza are Islamic angels who guard people against jinn (demons) and other evil spirits.... It is said that people are least protected during the twilight periods of both the morning and the evening. At these moments the guard changes, and the jinn attempt to make the most of this break to wreak havoc with individuals.

    What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
     Answer - Psalms 117

     What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
     Answer - Psalms 119

     Which chapter is in the center of the Bible?
     Answer - Psalms 118

     Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118

     Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118

     Add these numbers up and you get 1188

     What is the center verse in the Bible?
     Answer - Psalms 118:8

     Does this verse say something significant about God's
     perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says
     they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives
     and that they want to be in the center of His will, just
     send them to the center of His Word!

     Psalms 118:8 (NKJV) "It is better to trust in the LORD
     than to put confidence in man."

     Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in
     the center of it)?

     Before sending this, I said a prayer for you. You got a
     minute? 60 seconds for God? All you do is simply say a
     small prayer for the person who sent you this.

     "Father God bless _________ in whatever it is that you
     know he/she may be needing this day! And may ________
     life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as he/she
     seeks to have a closer relationship with You. Amen."

     Then send it on to five other people. Within hours five
     people have prayed for you, and you caused a multitude
     of people to pray to God for other people. Then sit back
     and watch the power of God work in your life for doing
     the thing that you know he loves.

     Faith doesn't get you around trouble, it gets you through it

     Praise God and have a great day.

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WILL THIS BE US SOMEDAY?

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, and each could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, & again they went right through.
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red & they went right through it.
She turned to the other woman & said,
"Mildred! Do you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could've killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, shit! Am I driving?"

10-inches Deep!


A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God.  "Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!" he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not.

Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his joy.

"Hey" asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any idea what God is able to do?
I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle."

The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy and began to try to open his eyes to the "realities" of the miracles of the Bible.

"That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10-inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wade across."

The boy was stumped.  His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible laying open in his lap.

The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he taken two steps when the boy began to rejoice and praise louder than before. The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation.

"Wow!" exclaimed the boy happily, "God is greater than I thought!

Not only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10-inches of water!"