Jesus Test....
Pretty AWESOME picture. Whoever thought of it did a great job.
This is good. I would hate for everyone not
to see it.
Jesus Test
This is an easy test, you score 100 or zero. It's your choice. If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow
the directions. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." Not ashamed Pass this on
. .. . only if you mean it. Yes, I do Love God. He is my source of existence and Savior. He keeps me functioning each and
everyday. Without Him, I will be nothing. Without Him, I am nothing but with Him I can do all things through Christ that strengthens
me. Phil 4:13
This is the simplest test .. . . If you Love God, and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things he
has done for you. Send this to ten people and the person who sent it to you!
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Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks
in length.
- Robert Frost
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Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees
it.
- Confucius
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We have all been helped and protected by our angels many
times. It is common to hear someone say, "Somebody watched over me that day!" Or "The man upstairs must really love me." Think
back and remember a time when you were helped against all reason.
- Barbara Mark and Trudy Griswold,
"The Angelspeake Storybook"
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Never give way to melancholy; resist it steadily,
for the habit will encroach.
- Sydney Smith
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Some Interesting Cat facts
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Stings to the mouth can be very dangerous to cats. If your cat is stung, or ever experiences any type of sting to the mouth,
take her to the vet immediately. As her mouth swells from the sting, she may be unable to breathe. Such stings require urgent
medical care.
- There have been three different cats who have played the famed
"Morris the Cat." The first Morris was adopted from a shelter in 1968. In 1969 he landed the role of Morris the Cat in the
famous 9 Lives Cat Food commercials and was an overnight success! The first Morris died in 1978 and was subsequently replaced
by two more cats who played "Morris." All three of the "Morris the Cat" cats were rescued from shelters.
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"PSI trailings" attempt to explain a cat's ability to travel a long distance to return to their home. It is said they use
the earth's gravity to determine "their place" in the world, and to develop the ability to return there when necessary.
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Cats love high places. They share this love with leopards and jaguars, who sleep in trees. If a cat begins to fall, his inner
ear canal (which controls balance) will help him right himself and land on his feet.
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If an overweight cat's "sides" stick out further than her whiskers, she will lose her sense of perception and stability. Don't
be surprised if she starts to squeeze into an opening that the rest of her can't fit into, only to back herself back out quickly!
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Cats are the sleepiest of all mammals. They spend sixteen hours of each day sleeping. With that in mind, a seven year old
cat has only been awake for two years of its life.
- The Giraffe, Camel and Cat
are the only animals that walk by moving both their left feet, then both their right feet, when walking. This method of walking
ensures speed, agility and silence.
- In English, cat is "cat." In French, cat
is "Chat." In German, your cat is "katze." The Spanish word for cat is "gato," and the Italian word is "gatto." Japanese prefer
"neko" and Arabic countries call a cat a "kitte."
- The greatest number of mice
killed by one cat? 28,899! Towser, a tortoise-shell tabby in charge of rodent control in Scotland, killed 28,899 mice in her
21 years. This is about four mice per day, every day, for 21 years. Towser died in 1987.
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There are three body types for a cat. Cobby type is a compact body, deep chest, short legs and broad head. The eyes are large
and round. Muscular type is a sturdy body and round, full-cheeked head. Foreign type is a slender body, with long legs and
a long tail. The head is wedge-shaped, with tall ears and slanting eyes.
- Cats
wag their tails when they're in a stage of conflict. The cat wants to do two things at once, but each impulse blocks the other.
For example: If your cat is in the doorway wanting to go outside, and you open the door to find it raining, the cat's tail
will wag because of internal conflict. The cat wants to go outside, but doesn't want to go into the rain. Once the cat makes
a decision and either returns to the house or leaves into the rain, the tail will immediately stop wagging.
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If your cat is near you, and her tail is quivering, this is the greatest expression of love your cat can give you. If her
tail starts thrashing, her mood has changed --- Time to distance yourself from her.
Compiled
by Bob Snare
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Why Men are So Cheerful...
Your last name stays put.
Holiday
plans and meals take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President without your
hormones becoming a national debate.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark without being considered
obscene.
Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You can go to sleep after sex or an
argument (or any combination of the two) in 30 seconds flat.
Same work (or less), more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding
dress - $5000; tux rental -$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You
can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets
to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
If
you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Gravity has little effect on your face...or anything else.
You can
count on writing less than 10 thank-you notes in your entire lifetime.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You
are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle works for years, maybe decades.
You don't
have to shave below your neck.
Your beer belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet, one pair of shoes,
one color-- all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
You can
be butt ugly and still be a rock star.
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Hi,
read and take note!!!
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.
He
painted a sign advertising 20 pups. And set about
nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he
was
driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug
on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a
little boy. "Mister,"
he said, "I want to buy one of
your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed
the sweat off the back of
his neck, "These puppies
come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a
moment. Then reaching
deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of
change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got
thirty-nine
cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a
whistle "Here, Dolly!" he
called. Out from the
doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by
our little balls of fur. The little
boy pressed his
face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced
with delight. As the dogs made their way to
the fence,
the little boy noticed something else stirring inside
the doghouse. Slowly another little ball
appeared,
this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid.
Then in a somewhat awkward manner,the little
pup
began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to
catch up.... "I want that one," the little boy said,
pointing
to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the
boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy.
He will never be able
to run and play with you like
these other dogs would." With that the little boy
stepped back from the fence, reached
down, and began
rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he
revealed a steel brace running down both sides of
his
leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.
looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,
I
don't run too! well myself, and he will need
someone who understands." The world is full of people
who need someone
who understands. Jesus said, "if you
are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my
Father." Not ashamed?
This is the simplest test . . .
if you Love God, and are not ashamed of all the
marvelous things he has done for you,
send this to ten
people and the person who sent it to you! it's
National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much
you
care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a
circle of friends.
WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER,
YOU'RE REQUESTED TO SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE,
INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO
YOU.
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